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The other night, as Carlos was getting into bed, I went into the bathroom and closed the door.
My phone was charging on the counter so I quickly checked my messages but then
dropped the phone on the counter. I thought nothing of it and went into the
back part of the bathroom, sat down and was doing some business when, from the
other side of the door:
So, I finished and went to get into bed and I asked again:
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This Tuxedo Says is from July 2021 … Again, Tuxedo isn’t allowed to vote, but if he could, he clearly comes down on the other side of that party. I cringe to think of what he might say if he saw that party
and what they were doing today. |
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I saw a preview of a new film on TV and nearly died … “Melanie” is an American … hold for laughter … political
documentary film directed and produced by Brett Ratner that documents the First
Hooker of the United States, in the twenty days before her rapist husband’s
second presidential inauguration. I don’t like the name … I like “From Whore House to White
House” or “I Became a Millionaire Flat on My Back” or “I’m In The Files, Too”
or “Sloppy Slovenian Hooker.” What do you think it should be called? |
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Please remember that Turning Point USA was founded in 2012
by Charlie Kirk and Bill Montgomery with two major priorities: fighting COVID
restrictions and gun control. Montgomery died of COVID. Kirk was shot to death. Karma is
real. |
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Little Marco Rubio and Pammy Pedophile Protector Bondi are
saying that Maduro will stand trial in an American courtroom. So, does that mean the US can prosecute foreign leaders even
when it doesn’t hold its own president accountable for his crimes. The hypocrisy is real … real stupid. |
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Everyone seems really surprised that Nicki Minaj has
suddenly gone full MAGAt Cult Member but it happened just as she’s about to
lose her $20,000,000 mansion and her husband needs a pardon. She’s taking the grift route … sell your soul to save your
life. |
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MAGAts cheered when businesses were told they could
discriminate against people, but when a Hilton Hotel refuses to allow ICE a
play to stay, the cult goes nuts. Again, the hypocrisy is real … stupid. |
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And while we’re on stupid … here’s Cankles and his band of
drunken traitors holding court during the attack on Venezuela. Note the black
curtains … this was staged at Mar-Illegal where he wanted to look like Obama
when bin Laden was killed but … Cankles phone is unplugged. You cannot make this shiz up. |
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Matias Piana is a Miami-born model with Italian and Uruguayan roots who speaks English, Spanish, and Italian and so anyway you ask it: Would You Hit It? … ¿Lo golpearías? … Lo faresti?  |
