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Ain't That America XXV

Another week, or two, has come and gone and we are still mired in lies, drunks, racists and fascist and felchers … ain’t that America …

Let’s go …

The Department of Health and Human Services, under Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr.—the heroin addict, anti-vaxxing, adulterous, felcher—has removed the legal name “Rachel” from Adm. Rachel Levine’s official portrait and replaced it with her deadname, and doing so beneath the mounted glass typically used for permanent institutional displays. Levine was the first transgender person confirmed by the U.S. Senate, something that took place under President Joe Biden.

I cannot wait until we remove the name Robert F. Kennedy Jr. from any and all government buildings, offices, programs, memos, bathroom stall scribbles, etc.

This week KKKarolying Leavitt said:

“Refugee admissions into the country right now are essentially at zero, with the exception of Afrikaners fleeing persecution in South Africa.”

The White Supremacy party at work.

The Department of Justice has instructed inspectors to stop evaluating prisons and jails using standards designed to protect transgender, intersex and gender-nonconforming people from sexual violence.

The regime wants anyone who isn’t straight to be attacked and murdered in prison.

Juan Orlando Hernández said he would “stuff the drugs up the gringos’ noses” and also accepted a $1 million bribe from El Chapo to allow cocaine shipments to pass through Honduras.

At his trial in New York, it was shown how Hernández maintained Honduras as a bastion of the global drug trade and raked in millions for cartels while keeping Honduras one of poorest, most violent and most corrupt countries. He was convicted on drug trafficking and weapons charges and sentenced to 45 years in prison until Cankles pardoned him.

Cankles is shooting boats and murdering people in the Caribbean because he “thinks” they’re running drugs but a known drug dealer he let’s out of jail.

Sounds like Cankles wants in on the drug money.

Cankles also set David Gentile, a private equity executive found guilty forr his role in a $1.6 billion scheme to defraud thousands of victims, free after 14 days served of a seven year sentence.

Once again, the rich get aided and abetted by this Fascist Regime.

Cankles job approval rating has fallen another five percentage points to 36%, the lowest of his second term, while disapproval has risen to 60%. His prior second-term low point in approval was a statistically similar 37% in July, and his all-time low was 34% in 2021, at the end of his first term when he sent his cult to attack the Capitol on January 6.

Both Republicans’ and independents’ ratings of Cankles have worsened significantly since last month. Republicans’ approval has fallen seven points to 84%, while independents’ has slipped eight points to 25%.

Meanwhile he naps.

For weeks, a rumor has been circulating that Border Barbie, Dog Killer Kristi Noem may soon be on the outs. Apparently Cankles is still fond of her but top White House officials have grown frustrated with her tenure especially after she hired the man with whom she has been having a years’ long adulterous affair.

This can be both Good News and Bad, depending on when and if she goes and the new person who gets her job.

In the wake of a series of photos showing Cankles, AKA The Nodfather, AKA Don Snoreleone, AKA Dozing Donny, Dozy Don, The Commander in Sleep and The Big Napper, House  Speaker Mike “Little” Johnson has taken sycophancy to new heights with an unbelievable claim that Cankles works 21 hours a day.

Sources close to The Big Napper say he is “sensitive to being compared to Sleepy Joe” especially after last week’s Cabinet Meeting Nap.

Stocks and cryptocurrencies linked to Cankles are in a deep slump, leaving some of the president’s biggest fans with steep losses. In fact shares of Cankles Media & Technology Group DJT, which operates his Truth Social platform, have tumbled 75% since his inauguration.

Even better, the Slovenian Hooker’s grift is down about 99%.

Cankles said he will release the results of his MRI test that he received in October.

Remember when he said he would release his tax returns and didn’t? Or when he said he’s release his college transcripts and didn’t? Every time he’s said he would release the results of his physical exams and didn’t?

The only thing he releases, other than gas, are lies.

The Department of Education is begging hundreds of workers it fired earlier this year to return to work to catch up on a backlog of complaints.

You cannot make this shiz up.

FBI Director Kash Patel has—on more than one occasion—ordered that the security detail protecting his girlfriend to escort her inebriated friends home after a night of partying in Nashville.

Patel’s girlfriend, Alexis Wilkins, asked FBI agents on her security team at least two times, including once this spring, to drive her friend home, and agents objected to diverting from their assignment. But Patel insisted they do as Wilkins requested and in one case called the leader of Wilkins’ security detail and yelled at him to do so.

Your tax dollars at work.

Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth has posted a twisted parody that turns a character loved by children for decades into an armed killer.

DUI Hegseth used his social media account to share a child-unsafe version of the Franklin the Turtle children’s book franchise he calls ‘Franklin Targets Narco Terrorists’ and shows the usually gentle turtle standing on the edge of a helicopter, firing a missile at a boat, seemingly carrying drugs, in the throes of exploding.

Hegseth’s caption on the Sunday post reads, “For your Christmas wish list…”

There’s no way around it, we have yet another story of the Crazy known as RFK Jr.

In the latest, grossest plot twist in the ongoing saga of RFK’s affair with the political journalist Olivia Nuzzi, we have a poem that RFK appears to have written to his lover about his own ejaculation, which he calls “my harvest.”

Parts of the poem—which I will neither looks for nor share—were published on the Substack of Nuzzi’s ex Ryan Lizza, who is also a political journalist and who was engaged to Nuzzi at the time of the alleged affair.

Oy vey, the CouchFucker has gone meshuga. The invitation for a Hanukkah celebration at the vice president’s residence included glaring errors referencing the wrong holiday.

The green-and-gold invite for the December 15th festivities said it was an invitation from “The Vice President and The Second Lady” for a “Hanukkah Reception at the Vice President’s Residence,” but the top of the invite read:

“The Golden Noel: CELEBRATING 50 YEARS OF CHRISTMAS AT THE VICE PRESIDENT’S RESIDENCE.”

When you wonder exactly how stupid JD is, here’s just one example.

The Cankles Regime has changed which holidays qualify for free entrance to national parks and has removed both Martin Luther King Jr. Day and Juneteenth.

But, why he slams a Civil Rights icon, and smacks the faces of every Black American he wants you to know that you can get in free on his birthday.

I think that day is called Gelatinous Racist Day.

But we have a better day in store … Election Day 2026 …

The Funny Papers

Rick McKee, Chris Britt, Pedro X Molina, Drew Sheneman, David Horsey, Gary Huck, Mike Luckovich, Lalo Alcaraz, Bill Bramhall, Nick Anderson, Marc Murphy, Max Espinoza,

Why Is It ...

… that as I get older I no longer dislike Mondays … I dislike the whole week.

… that I used to fall asleep and lay in one position the entire night. Now I rotate like a rotisserie chicken every fifteen minutes or a hip hurts.

… that when people say, ‘Bob you are out of fucking control,’ I hear ‘Bob, you are such a free spirit.’

… that more often than not I find out without even getting the chance to fuck around.

… that people need constant reminding that no matter how they feel about me, there’s nothing they can do.

… that after work I was so excited to get that raise. I mean, it was in medication dosage, but I’ll take any win I can get.

… that some people think I have no self control. I have actually cooked meals for men I should have poisoned but didn’t.

… that people need to learn that I may not put the sparkle in their eyes, but I will put the WTF wrinkles in your forehead.

… that I think the best way to get over somebody is with your car.

… that people don’t realize my social media posts are not targeted at anyone in particular, but if you feel offended I’m glad I could reach one person.

I Didn't Say It

Mark Kelly, US Navy combat veteran and Democrat Senator from Arizona, on the bombing of boats in the Caribbean and killing any survivors:

“This president, when he says things like ‘third world countries,’ what is he really saying? I think what he’s saying is he doesn’t want brown people in our country. And that’s disturbing. It’s un-American. If what has been reported is accurate, I’ve got serious concerns about anybody in that chain of command stepping over a line that they should never step over. We are not Russia. We are not Iraq. We hold ourselves to a very high standard. Going after survivors in the water—that is clearly not lawful. We have a president who doesn’t understand the Constitution, who installed an unqualified secretary of defense. I cannot think of a secretary of defense in the history of our country that is less qualified than Pete Hegseth. He should’ve been fired after Signal-gate.”

Grifters and drunks are in charge and what happens is that we become a country killing people that the regime “suspects” to be trafficking drugs while Cankles pardons a real drug runner in former Honduran President Juan Orlando Hernández.

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Rand Paul, Kentucky GOP Senator, on Pete Hegseth:

“Secretary Hegseth said he had no knowledge of this, and it did not happen. It was fake news. It didn’t happen. And then the next day, from the podium at the White House [they] are saying it did happen. So, either he was lying to us … or he’s incompetent and didn’t know it had happened. Do we think there’s any chance that the secretary of the defense did not know there had been a second strike? So as a country, we’re just going to let people lie to us, to our face?”

He's incompetent and he’s a liar; he’s a war criminal and he’s a murderer. And now even some in the GOP are seeing it.

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Jessica Tarlov,  political strategist for the Democratic Party and a rotating co-host of The Five on Fox News, on the murder ordered by Pete Hegseth and Cankles in the Caribbean:

“The government has carried out seven strikes, killed thirty-two people, produced zero indictments, and still can’t show a shred of evidence [the victims] were [drug] traffickers. The admiral running the mission quit rather than own it. This isn’t ‘national security.’ It’s state-sanctioned killing dressed up as counterterrorism and they’re hoping you don’t ask why the courts were never involved.”

I have stealing Venezuela's oil fields and giving them to Cankles in my Fascism Bingo Card.

And, oh yeah, I also have Distract from the Epstein Files.

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Mark Hertling, Retired US Army Lieutenant, on disobeying illegal orders from grifters and drunks and criminals:

“For what it’s worth, as a commander and officer, it was my duty, moral obligation and legal requirement to first question and then not obey any illegal order I was given. The same is true for everyone who swears the oath. Hope that clears things up.”

How hard is this to understand? Don’t help anyone break the law and if you do, do you think Cankles and his regime will protect you??

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Rachel Maddow, reading KKKarolying Leavitt’s resume live on air, after Leavitt called her activism ‘outdated, irrelevant, and based on a world that doesn’t exist anymore’:

"Let’s do a little homework together, sweetheart … Karoline Leavitt. Born 1997. Former White House assistant—lasted eight months. Lost two congressional races—both by double digits. Hosts a podcast that averages fewer listeners than my nightly show. Claims to fight for ‘free speech,’ yet blocks everyone who disagrees. And her latest achievement? Calling someone who’s spent decades reporting, analyzing, and informing the public ‘irrelevant’ while trending for the wrong reasons. Baby girl, I’ve reported from the frontlines of politics, covered stories that matter, and challenged those in power with facts, integrity, and rigor. I’ve been questioned by critics with more fame and less knowledge than you. You don’t scare me"

Snap.

Don’t come for Rachel, Little Lying Girl, because you are way out of your depth. She has little time for faux-christian liars and goose-stepping fascists wearing crosses.

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Greg Walker, GOP Senator from Indiana, has refused Cankles’ request to travel to Washington and meet with him, saying that it violated the Hatch Act:

“I refused [the invitation], but the underling who reached out to me is trying to influence the election on my dime. That individual works for me. He works for you. He’s on my payroll, he’s on your payroll, and he’s campaigning on company time. That’s a violation of the Hatch Act. He’s a federal employee. He works in the White House. But does anyone care about the rules anymore? Not that I can tell. How does [Cankles] have the time to mess with a nobody like me with all of the important matters that are to take his attention as the leader of the executive branch in this nation? There is no way that he should have time to have a conversation with me about Indiana mapmaking when that’s not his business, for starters. But secondly, doesn’t he have anything better to do? I can make a big list of things that are more important for him to focus on.”

It’s rare to see a Republican so openly refusing to pay homage to Cankles and Walker is far from the only Republican to do so recently. It’s nice to see the tide turning, though let’s be clear that it’s turning because the GOP is seeing chinks in Cankles’ flaccid armor.

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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, Democrat Representative from New York, on Marjorie Taylor Greene pretending to have principles by resigning when it’s just a coin grab:

“She’s carefully timing her departure just 1–2 days after her pension kicks in and after making millions of dollars insider trading stocks for weapons manufacturers and others while in office. She is saying a lot but her ACTIONS have not backed up the rhetoric. For all her talk, she’s STILL voting with them to gut healthcare and advance self-dealing corruption schemes!”

Large Marge is playing us all , pretending to be tired of the GOP and Cankles and The Little Johnson when she is just doing it to get herself a nice little money bag.

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